So I saw IK Multimedia offering a free version of SampleTank. Heck I would pay *some* money to use it, but for free? OK! ...But it needs to be authorized. OK, so I download the "Authorization Manager" and even submitted my legal rights to the laws of Italy but the manager can't find my internet connection... Ya know, the one I am using right now to post this message.
[Mod Edit: redacted] I'm moving over to shortcircuit... at least it works.